gilf

gilf
1. (gilf) (2230↑, 422↓)
Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Derek, did you see the saggy funbags that 60-year-old hag??? That's a textbook example of a GILF\! Aw yeah\!\!\!

2. (GILF) (905↑, 271↓)
Grandmother I'd Like (to) Fuck

Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?

3. (gilf) (586↑, 182↓)
acronym for Grandmother Id Like to Fuck

lady in bowflex commercial

4. (gilf) (375↑, 96↓)
Acronym for "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck". Derived from "[MILF]" (Mother I'd like to fuck) Generally referring to a sexually attractive middle aged to elderly woman.

Jenny's hotness runs in the family. Her mom is one hot MILF, hell even her grandmother is quite the GILF\!

5. (GILF) (336↑, 160↓)
Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.

"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude\! I'd like totally fuck her\!"

6. (gilf) (145↑, 71↓)
A grandmother who is considered desireable. Acronym for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

"Dude, Glen's mom is a total GILF."

7. (GILF) (198↑, 142↓)
grandma i like to fuck grandmother who is usually in her 40's.

dudeee your grandma is such a gilf.

8. (GILF) (47↑, 14↓)
Governor I'd Love to Fuck.

That Sarah Palin is one hot GILF.

Author: Bippity Bopster http://gilf.urbanup.com/3311621
9. (GILF) (50↑, 22↓)
Acronym for Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck. See [Anna Ford].

"No doubt, she's 73, but she's definitely a GILF"

Author: George Payne http://gilf.urbanup.com/2999498
10. (gilf) (23↑, 10↓)
same thing as a milf, but a grandmother.

that was a gilf? damn she was fine, and she tought me alot\!

11. (gilf) (41↑, 34↓)
A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass\!? thats some serious gilf mofo\!

12. (gilf) (7↑, 3↓)
Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf\!

Author: Otis Browning http://gilf.urbanup.com/3409649
13. (GILF) (9↑, 5↓)
Governor I'd Like to Fuck

McCain is a crazy old coot, but Sarah Palin is a GILF\!

14. (gilf) (7↑, 4↓)
Grandmother I'd Like to Find Granny I'd Like to Fuck

John:Look at that GILF\! Jane: WTF Dude\!

15. (GILF) (2↑, 0↓)
Girl I'd Like To Fuck.

Dude, that chick over there, total GILF\!

Author: someguynstuff http://gilf.urbanup.com/5734737
16. (GILF) (5↑, 3↓)
Ginger I'd like to fuck.

Asian: "Look at him\! Look at him\! Look at him\! Look at him\! *points at ginger*" Jack in the box man: "Dayummm, he's a GILF\!" Ginger: "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: Feisty Asian http://gilf.urbanup.com/4904659
17. (GILF) (8↑, 6↓)
is the acronym or abbreviation for "Grandmother I'd Like to F**K"

Sarah Palin will be a future GILF.

Author: Maximilian J. http://gilf.urbanup.com/3317292
18. (Gilf) (3↑, 2↓)
Gilf, descending from its close relative "milf",holds the meaning of Grandma I would Like to Fuck. Origins of Gilf are said to have started in state college PA.

Dude did you see that Gilf? Last night i banged the hottest gilf dude

19. (GILF) (3↑, 2↓)
Same as MILF, but aimed at 'Grannies'\!

I'm going out GILF Hunting tonight\!

20. (GILF) (5↑, 4↓)
a gilf is like an old [milf] AND Stands for grany id like to fuck

ohh that guys nan is such a gilf id fuck her any day

Author: james is awesome http://gilf.urbanup.com/3842626
21. (GILF) (6↑, 5↓)
Governor I'd Like to Fuck. Entered common usage the morning of August 29, 2008 with John McCain's selection of Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.

"Sarah Palin is a total GILF\!"

Author: Sportin' Life http://gilf.urbanup.com/3312151
22. (gilf) (137↑, 136↓)
"Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck." Not said seriously, only when pointing out any old person.

Weirdo: "Oh man, check out that MILF, she look's hot." Sane Friend: "Fuck That\! She looks more like a GILF." "Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."

23. (GILF) (0↑, 0↓)
Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."

24. (GILF) (0↑, 0↓)
noun: (n) A grandmother/father who one would like to have sexual relations with.

Look at the GILF\!

25. (GILF) (0↑, 0↓)
GILF is an abbreviation for "Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck." It can be used to define old celebrities that are still smexy, such as George Clooney and Marilyn Monroe.

"Dude, look at that lady over there, she's so hot." "Yeah, that's totally a GILF\!" "That chicks a total knockout." "Man, that's my grandma." "Whoa, GILF moment." "Wow, Brad Pitt is a GILF."

Author: catbasketcase http://gilf.urbanup.com/6027681
26. (Gilf) (3↑, 3↓)
Antonym for Granmother id like to fuck

Ive seen your grandma she is a total gilf.

Author: fititinthehole http://gilf.urbanup.com/3922186
27. (gilf) (4↑, 5↓)
Girlfriend i would like to fuck...

Hey you see Ron's girl...yeah she is a gilf

28. (GILF) (4↑, 5↓)
grandmother i'd like to fuck

sarah palin is a GILF

29. (gilf) (7↑, 8↓)
a grandma id like to fornicate with

man, theres so much elderly trim here, i should become the gilf hunter so i can tap some of this ass.

Author: alex metzler http://gilf.urbanup.com/2902438
30. (GILF) (0↑, 2↓)
Geek I'd like to fuck.

Melonie always talks about fixing floppies, handling hard drives, and interfacing the mother board...she is such a gilf.

31. (GILF) (0↑, 2↓)
Ginger I'd like to fuck

A girl [ginger] can be a GILF, but guy gingers are just ugly.

Author: invisiblemonster http://gilf.urbanup.com/5547538
32. (gilf) (6↑, 8↓)
A Governor I'd Like to F**k

You see Sarah Palin last night? Damn\! She's a gilf\!

Author: Cutie Pie Ken Ken http://gilf.urbanup.com/3474133
33. (GILF) (5↑, 7↓)
Governor I'd Like to F*ck.

-as in GILF Palin.

34. (GILF) (5↑, 7↓)
Governor I'd like to fuck

"That Sarah Palin sure is a GILF\!" "Hellz yeah\!"

35. (gilf) (7↑, 9↓)
Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

*Old lady walks by* "Mann what a gilf"

Author: twoTHREE SIX 6 SIX http://gilf.urbanup.com/2903518
36. (GILF) (0↑, 3↓)
Guildee I'd Like to Fuck- in WoW a guild mate that you'd like to be intimate with.

Is there such a thing as a gilf? A gilf? You know, a guildee id like to fuck? damn straight.

37. (Gilf) (0↑, 3↓)
Acronym for gay I'd like to fuck. What woman hasn't seen a gay man she wants to take for a ride?

GIRL1: Damn that guys hot. GIRL2: Yeah but he's gay. Total gilf status.

Author: GOD FUCKIN DAMN iT\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://gilf.urbanup.com/4844219
38. (Gilf) (1↑, 4↓)
G.randma I.'d L.ike to F.uck a woman old enough to be somebody's grandma but still hot in a way. (usually used as a gross-out joke)

Dude one:"Man check her out,she's a GILF\! hahaha" Dude two:"What's a GILF?" Dude one:"Grandma I'd Like to FUCK" Dude two:"Man,your fuckin' sick\!"

39. (Gilf) (6↑, 9↓)
Guy I'd Like (To) Fuck

Tina: Brad is one hot GILF\! Jim: TOTALLY\! John: Jim, you're gay\!

40. (gilf) (3↑, 6↓)
Gilf is simple.. A, Grandma Id LOVE T fuck.. Ask one of your gay friends.. Do you think i have a gilf? If they say yes.. BEAT THEM UP \! :')

Dude.. whats a gilf Its your mom asshole.. Whatt? Its a grandma id like to fuck. Hey? My mom aint an asshole? Thats not what iv heared..

Author: Adam Weston :') http://gilf.urbanup.com/3431973
41. (gilf) (5↑, 8↓)
Governor I'd like to fuck. [milf]

"Dude\! Sarah Palin is such a gilf\!"

42. (GILF) (2↑, 5↓)
acronym for Governor I'd Like to Fuck

That gov from AK is a GILF

43. (GILF) (4↑, 7↓)
Governor I'd Like to Fuck

Sarah Palin is one hot GILF

44. (GILF) (6↑, 9↓)
As of August 29, 2008, (the day the previously little-known Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was announced as John McCain's running mate) it also stands for Governors I'd Like to Fuck.

Now the presumptive 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, Alaska Governor Sarah Louise Heath Palin has decisively displaced Canadian-born Michigan governor and former Hollywood starlet-wannabe Jennifer Granholm as America's premiere GILF.

Author: MotownSingleGuy http://gilf.urbanup.com/3314610
45. (gilf) (5↑, 8↓)
grandma id like to fuck

"ur grandmas a major imba gilf" "hey shut the fuck up"

46. (GILF) (6↑, 9↓)
Gran.i'd.like.to.fuck

wow thats a GILF (gran i'd like to fuck)

Author: jonny rubber http://gilf.urbanup.com/2588494
47. (GILF) (11↑, 14↓)
Grandma I'd Like to Fuck. Similar to MILF.

Dude your grandmas a GILF\! Yeah but her vagina hangs like a wizards sleeve.

48. (GILF) (3↑, 7↓)
Grandma I'd Like to Fuck Grandfather I'd Like to Fuck Guy I'd Like to Fuck Girl I'd Like to Fuck Or anything else beginning with G that you might feel the urge to have sex with, but fucks sake - NO ANIMALS

Heather Collins: Felix Brueggemann thinks louis walsh is a GILF :O Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like · Remove tag Felix BrueggemannWhat\!? O_O\! WTF\!? JESUS Fu... O_O :| It worries me that you think that way o.O Yesterday at 20:05 · Delete Felix BrueggemannWhat the fork? Im just shocked Yesterday at 20:05 · Delete Felix BrueggemannYou have scarred me. Yesterday at 20:05 · Delete Felix BrueggemannI will never forgive you.

49. (GILF) (5↑, 9↓)
Governor I'd like to fuck

Sarah is a really hot VP candidate\! What a GILF\! A governor I'd like to fuck\!

50. (Gilf) (0↑, 5↓)
Verb: To Gilf To masterbate over people have sex in the same room

Did he just gilf over Jamie and Lisa having sex? Yea, I think he did, thats sick.

51. (GILF) (5↑, 10↓)
Governor I'd Like to Fuck

That Sara Palin is one fine GILF... but do you really want her one (72-year old) heartbeat away from the Presidency?

Author: Frosty J. Hammer http://gilf.urbanup.com/3350000
52. (GILF) (4↑, 9↓)
An acronym for "Governor I'd Like to Fuck". A pun on MILF.

"Damn\!...Sarah palin is such a GILF\!"

53. (Gilf) (4↑, 9↓)
Granny I'd Like (to) fuck.

J- "Alice's mum is a milf" A- " YEAH" J- "ALICE'S GRANNYS A GILF"

54. (GILF) (1↑, 8↓)
Gay i'd Like to Fuck

Pedro: "Hey honey, what are you looking at?" Eddy: "Oh no, im sorry i wasn't checking on anything darling" Pedro "Yes you were, you were totally into that handsome guy over there,do you think he's a GILF" Eddy: "I hope so, coz then I wouldn't have to waste my time with you"

55. (GILF) (4↑, 12↓)
(n.) Governor I'd Like to Fuck; relative to party lines and gender. Generally restricted to describe the governor from Alaska.

Even though I'm voting for Obama, that Palin is such a GILF.

56. (GILF) (13↑, 24↓)
Guts I Would Like to Fuck. A woman you would like to have brutal anal sex with.

Man\! That woman has a nice ass, what a gilf.

57. (gilf) (1↑, 14↓)
gay id like to fuck

that guy is such a gilf. im glad he came out of the closet.

58. (gilf) (7↑, 24↓)
Girl I`d Like to Fuck

-Man, look at that chic\! -Yeah man,she is a GILF\!

Author: Victoria Todorova http://gilf.urbanup.com/2649286
59. (gilf) (0↑, 21↓)
gillys id like to fuck, a fishing guide or work mate

John says he is a gilf

60. (gilf) (30↑, 55↓)
Grandfather I'd like to fuck.

When a young girl sees an older attractive man an has a desire to be 'schooled.' "He might be old, but at least he knows how to tickle my God damned G-spot."

Author: The GILF in Ransomville http://gilf.urbanup.com/918934
61. (gilf) (12↑, 42↓)
Girl I'd Like to Fuck

Do u see that girl overthere? - Ow yeah, she is really a GILF\!

62. (Gilf) (17↑, 69↓)
acronym for giant I'd like to fuck.

Damn man, she's like, a foot taller than me, but she's so hot...total gilf man\!

Author: Gabe Saladino http://gilf.urbanup.com/1541105
63. (GILF) (20↑, 72↓)
Acronym for Geek I'd Like to Fuck, a variant of [MILF], popularized by the gaming cable TV channel G4TV.

Whoa, did you see the clips from E3? There were so many GILF's there I almost burst out of my pants...

64. (Gilf) (12↑, 79↓)
Ginger i'd like to f*ck

wooo ... u see tht ginger itell me about her ... a total GILF

65. (gilf) (18↑, 86↓)
Gooch I'd like to finger

Wow you're mom has the greatest GILF

66. (gilf) (16↑, 89↓)
girlfriend i'd like to fuck

Keep your eyes off her. She's MY gilf. Where u goin this weekend? to some sleezy motel with my gilf. I got lots of girlfriends, but only one gilf. All the others are ugly sluts with STDS

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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